“I can stop you,” I declared, stepping out into the open.
The gang leader looked me over
quickly, than chuckled. “I doubt
it. You don’t look like you’re any kind
of fighting man.”
“Neither do you,” I retorted. “Now, leave these people alone, or else.”
“Or what?” he sneered. “What are you going to do?”
“You don’t know who I am, do you?” I
said.
“No, I don’t. Well, you’re a moron standing in front of a
gang, but I presume that’s not what you mean.”
“Does the name Smithsfield ring a
bell?” I asked.
“Smithsfield?” the gang leader
looked confused now. “Yes, of course the
name of the company that supplies our revolution rings a bell, how stupid are
you? And what does that have to do with
anything?”
“Perhaps you’re aware that the
Smithfields had a son,” I said.
“Of course,” he glared at me. “But he’s a recluse; no one’s seen him since
the Smithfields died in the Philadelphia riots.
And that was a year ago. Where
are you going with this?”
“Their son isn’t a recluse,” I let a
triumphant smile spread across my face.
I was enjoying this.
“What…how could you know that? And why are you grinning at me?”
I was enjoying this, I really
was. “Because my name is Eric
Smithsfield, and I own Smithfield, Incorporated.”
“What?” the other man exclaimed, his
eyes wide with disbelief. “No, that…that
can’t be!”
“My parents were fools!” I
said. “You hear that! Fools!
They’re not heroes, they’re not martyrs, they were wrong about
everything! All they cared about was
saving the planet, no matter what the cost was. And you know what? It has cost us. The things that they made, the things you all
use, the way of life you want us all to live…it just isn’t right. There’s no soul, no passion, it’s all just
cold-hearted technology. That life you
lead, the life you want people to lead, and the life I used to lead, it’s just
so empty. It’s no fun.”
“But there are more important things
than fun,” he protested. “The planet!”
“I know,” I sighed. “And in the end, I’m sure you’ll end up
winning argument. We’ll all lead boring
lives ruled by boring machines, because it’s good for the planet. But I ask you; give us some time to enjoy our
freedom while we can. I know you hate
cars, but just look at these things.
Every last one of them is a work of art, and they all mean something to
us. The open road; and a freedom that I
don’t think is long for this world.
That’s why I’m out here, that’s why I left my company behind. I want to enjoy this while I still can. Now, all of you; get out of here. Go back to your cities where you belong. Go back, or I’ll make sure you never get any
technical support for your stupid cell phones ever again.” That last threat did the trick. Utterly defeated by my completely airtight
logic, the gang slowly went back to their cars.
With one last vindictive look, the gang leader followed suit, and the
Priuses drove off together in what was surely the quietest convoy of all time.
The patrons of the bar came up to
me, thanking me profusely. That night, I
had a place of honor among the citizens of Cimarron. It felt good, it had been a long time since I
had belonged. As the clock ticked by and
the people left, I was left with a dilemma.
Even after just two days, I knew that I could make a life here. I knew I would be welcome. Most people would see what a good thing I had
here. Except me.
The next morning, I had made my
decision. It wasn’t that hard. I packed my bags and dragged them downstairs
and out to the car. I walked back inside
to the bartender.
“Suppose I should return this,” I
said, handing over the key.
“You don’t need it anymore?” he
asked.
“No, I don’t think I do,” I
said. “I hope you understand.”
“I understand,” he paused. “Son, that was a noble thing you did,
standing up for us like that. We won’t
soon forget it. If you ever come back
here again, we’ll make you feel at home.”
“Thank you,” I said. “This is a great town you’ve got here, don’t
let it anyone spoil it.”
“We won’t,” he said. “Whatever it is you’re looking for, I hope
you find it. Goodbye, Eric.”
“Goodbye,” I said. I turned and walked straight to the Jag. The engine roared into life and I tore out
onto the highway, racing with the morning light. The man at the bar thought I was looking for
something, but I already knew what it was.
As I left the town of Cimarron behind, I felt truly at home.
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