Disappointing News: Kim Il Sung Couldn't Teleport

I know, this is a sad day for all you fans of North Korea, but their state media recently admitted a tragic truth: Kim Il Sung, founder of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, was actually not capable of teleporting. This represents the first time a myth about the North Korean leadership has been debunked, and the North Korea media source stated that their current leader, Kim Jong Un (who may or may not be dead), will be looking at their current deifications (Yes, North Korea deifies its leaders, what else would they do) and would be making some modifications to keep things grounded in reality. As a golfer, I hope they keep the whole "shot 38 under par the first time Kim Il Sung played golf" thing. Deep down, I think all golfers would like to hope that it's possible to be that good.