Smarter Than Your Average Toilet

Since the humor medical column I work on at work has been halted for the duration of the pandemic, I have no place to write about this: A smart toilet that recognizes your butt and analyzes poop for diseases. The researchers attached a whole bunch of sensors and whatnot to a regular toilet, strapped some volunteers in, and had them do their business. The toilets can not only recognize your fingerprints, but your, and this is a phrase that is actually used, anal print as well. Word still out if this was planned before the pandemic, or a bunch of really bored engineering students just wanted to have a laugh while they waited things out.