Whiskey IN SPACE

Sometimes, the best reason we have for doing something is "why not?" And that's exactly the mentality Mystic Farm & Distillery in Durham, N.C., brought to the table when they announced they were going to age a batch of bourbon in space for a year. 

Theoretically, anyway. It's important to note here that nothing has happened yet, and in fact the rocket Mystic is planning on launching the Mystic Galactic bourbon into orbit with doesn't technically exist (The Exploration Company's Nyx rocket is planning its first test launch in 2024 and first official launch 2 years later). For now, the whiskey is going to age on Earth normally, as any normal bourbon would. But when 2026 comes around, that bourbon's going to space. Somewhat hilariously, bourbon has rules to it, and one of the rules of bourbon is that it has to be aged in the United States. Space doesn't count. So while the label might say Mystic Galactic bourbon, Mystic's really engaging in a bit of tomfoolery, as they've been forced by the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau to register the beverage as a "distilled whiskey spirit."

Adding to the tomfoolery is the anticipated price of Mystic Galactic: $75,000 per bottle. Not exactly something your average whiskey/space enthusiast is going to be able to sample or enjoy. Just something for rich people to show off at parties. Which is a shame, but it's not cheap sending things to space. I suppose the rest of us will just have to get drunk off of bland, boring, Earth-based beverages like the poor peasants we are.

A Trip to Wigle Whiskey

When you think of whiskey, two places probably spring to mind: Scotland and Kentucky. And if you did think of another place, I can almost guarantee you weren't thinking of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. But at the turn of the 18th century, western Pennsylvania was quite the place for whiskey, with over 4,000 stills documented. That's impressive, considering there probably weren't many more people then that living in western Pennsylvania. By 1808 the stills of Allegheny County produced so much whiskey they could have provided half a barrel's worth to every person living in the U.S. That is a lot of whiskey.

Obviously, times have changed. Today, there is only one distillery in all of Pennsylvania. That distillery is Wigle Whiskey, located in downtown Pittsburgh. And yes, it's pronounced "wiggle". It was named after one of the instigators of the Whiskey Rebellion, Phillip Wigle, who was German and would have pronounced his name with a V instead of a W and with a long I. But, we are Americans, and we have a proud tradition of mispronouncing foreign words, so wiggle it is.

Unfortunately, I didn't think to get a picture of the entire building, but this is not a large operation. The building the distillery is in looks like just another building. The distillery itself only produces 9,000 bottles of various liquors a year, which is not surprising considering the small scale of everything.

The whiskey making process is pretty similar to the beer making process. Our tour guide commented that whiskey is basically distilled beer, and the process starts out basically the same. They had samples of the predistilled, um, fluid (I know it has a name) which was, well, it tasted like...it had taste. I finished it though. I've been on a tour of the Troegs brewery, and while Troegs is by no means a large operation, it completely dwarfed this place. But Wigle prefers to keep things small. Small, and completely organic, using only local ingredients.

This is literally most of their operation.

There's an upside and a downside to this philosophy. Of course, the upside is that their products are of the very highest quality and taste. I won't go into details because the art of liqour tasting is a field I don't want to waddle into. I couldn't tell you about the intricacies of the flavors or whatnot, but I enjoyed everything I tasted their, even the gins, and I do not like gin. The various whiskeys I tried were all excellent, and the bottle of Pennsylvania bourbon I came away with is some of the best whiskey I think I've ever had. It has lots of flavor, but it goes down very smooth, with almost no bite of alcohol afterward. It's the kind of liquor you can let sit and savor, rather than gulping down as quickly as possible before the alcohol overwhelms your mouth.

You can probably guess what the downside is to completely organic whiskey. Just like organic everything, Wigle whiskeys are very expensive. Sure, they're nothing against Scotch, where you can easily spent upwards of $100 for a good single malt, but compared to other bourbons, they're pretty pricey. Before I went to Wigle, the most I'd ever spent on a bottle of bourbon was $45 for a single barrel reserve whiskey. Kentucky Spirit from Wild Turkey if you're curious. The bottle of PA bourbon I bought cost $58. I think it was worth it though. It's actually new, I got a bottle from the third ever batch of the stuff, which is kind of cool.

This was a doubly interesting trip for me, because even though I grew up in Pennsylvania, I've never been to either Pittsburgh or Philadelphia before. Nearby, adjacent, in the area, sure, but never in the city. I still have to go to Philadelphia, but at least I've been to Pittsburgh. It's an interesting place. It was grey, cool, and raining during my trip, so not ideal visiting conditions. I was struck by the abundance of old industrial type buildings, surely relics of Pittsburgh's past. They were everywhere, even downtown. But as we walked the mile or so from our parking garage to the distillery, we actually passed right through an arts and crafts festival. It wasn't on the same scale as say, Artsfest, but there were lots of people out and about. The overall effect was kind of strange. But it was a good kind of strange. I hope those old buildings don't get demolished to make way for classic urban gentrification, they give the city an interesting atmosphere which I enjoyed.

So, even though it was about an unpleasant a day as one could imagine in mid-September, the quality of the whiskey plus the fun of taking a little stroll through a surprisingly interesting city was well worth the long drive. I took a few other pictures as well. One of them is hilarious.