This Week in Non-Coronavirus News

Yes, late again. But it's hard to come up with stuff when literally the whole world has stopped to deal with COVID-19. But on occasion some unrelated stuff does happen, like a Venezuelan patrol boat firing upon and ramming a German cruise ship. Now you might be thinking, uh oh, this sounds like an international incident in the making, but wait ... the cruise ship won this little engagement. Turns out, cruise ships are made to handle collisions with icebergs (no idea why), and the little patrol boat crumpled and sank because of its rash decision. That's probably not the result they were hoping for.