The News Is Weird Sometimes: Part 84

What do you do when an iron mine, necessary to the well being of your town, structurally undermines (ha) the ground below, threatening to swallow the town whole? Well, if you're Kiruna, Sweden, the solution is spent a billion dollars and move the entire town a few miles. Yes, the whole town. The process won't be quick, spread out over decades, but the logistics required for moving a town, however slowly, must be daunting. I'd like to tell you more about this endeavor, but unfortunately the mayor of Kiruna, a certain Patrick Star, could not be reached for comment on the decision to take Kiruna and push it somewhere else, and reports of Alaskan Bull Worm activity in the area could not be confirmed.